Neil deGrasse Tyson Thinks Cows Do Philosophy

Atheists are so smart:

Other tweets we might expect to see from Neil deGrasse Tyson in the future include:

When a flower is picked, does it cry?

Since cows lack belief in God, aren’t cows atheists?

I wonder if a cow feels nervous when it sees Ronald McDonald.

When cows look up at the sky, are they naming stars?

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5 Responses to Neil deGrasse Tyson Thinks Cows Do Philosophy

  1. Dhay says:

    Looks like the poor chap’s got a bit confused and over-literal about the double-meaning of the word, ruminate: to contemplate, consider; to chew the cud.

  2. apollyon911 says:

    Nice!

    I too wonder what cows think – I mean, ruminate about. I’ve always wondered if they ‘think’ at all, or simply react to their surroundings with no real ‘thoughts’ going through their minds other than basic emotions.

    Hmm, maybe I’m not describing cows at all…

  3. MartinTuelay says:

    Ahh yes, to wonder – that free thought which allows man to escape the brutal bonds of religion.
    Laugh while you live, death is the final call. 🙂

  4. Michael says:

    Oh, but I do often wonder. For example, I wonder why it is that New Atheists lie so much.

  5. “Do androids dream of electric sheep?”

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